I've been having some really weird dreams lately. Now, my dreams are normally pretty strange, but these have been occurring with alarming regularity, and seemingly no features in common for the most part. If anyone has any ideas/theories about what any of this stuff means, then please let me know. They are in chronological order as far as I can recall, and last three all happened within about five days:
1. I was swimming lengths in my local pool, but it was literally FULL of people (like that freaky Japanese wave machine video) - amazingly this didn't make it any harder to swim. Then I crashed into some guy and went under, but I wasn't sinking or floating - kind of suspended below the surface.
2. Again at my local pool, and a massive group of people ran from the women's' changing room and dive bombed in at the shallow end. A lifeguard-type person was talking to the group, while I was at the back chatting to a teenage mass-murderer with short ginger hair and really bad skin.
3. I went to my next door neighbour's house to look after it while the builders were in. I was going around the house opening all the curtains when one of the workers tried to rape me.
4. A YouTube special: I was climbing a really tall ladder with DudeNeedaEaseOnUp, but he was having trouble and kept nearly falling. I was trying to catch his hand, but couldn't reach. At the bottom of the ladder, zacharyxbinks was pacing and shouting up at me to help him. We were all really upset ( This one was deceivingly scary).
5. I was in a Zavvi located in the middle of a wasteland. Instead of going to a till, customers would take their purchases to someone sat in a line of cars around the field. It was very late, so there was only one car left. I gave my CDs to the driver who promptly tried to drive off, so I grabbed them and ran. He drove after me, and a long chase scene ensued. Eventually we both got fed up and I hid (very badly) up a tree. The man (who by this point had turned into YouTube's MusicFromBlueSkies) and I decided to call it quits and he would let me win because every story should have a happy ending.
6. I was at my grandma's house with my brother and my mum and a really big, blue insect was flying around, getting in everybodies' way. I went to bed, and when I got up I kept my feet off the floor in case it jumped out. I went downstairs and sat down, and it was on the floor in front of me. Its wings were made of thin metal - almost clockwork - and consisted of small wires and spinning letters, which spelt out the word 'RELEASE' over and over again.
7. I was at school with my friends like a normal day, except there were loads of people (I think the school had added a six form, but there were a whole host of others too). Hundreds of primary school children were coming out of the entrance, mingled with minibuses. They weren't paying attention and kept running over the children because there was no room, so I was running around trying to stop them to no avail. The teacher told me to stop it, that I was getting in the way.
8. I can't remember the beginning of this one, despite it being last night, but I was out shopping for prom dresses with my friends somewhere that looked a little bit like Cheshire Oaks. However, we got held up because there was a sofa in the middle of a square, along with my dad, a police officer, and someone from EastEnders (I think it was Sean Slater). We all sat round on the sofa having a nice chat and taking pictures with disposable cameras.
There are probably more, but that's all I can remember. Almost all of these were within the last month or two. If anybody has a clue, just let me know. I'd appreciate it. (:
1. I was swimming lengths in my local pool, but it was literally FULL of people (like that freaky Japanese wave machine video) - amazingly this didn't make it any harder to swim. Then I crashed into some guy and went under, but I wasn't sinking or floating - kind of suspended below the surface.
2. Again at my local pool, and a massive group of people ran from the women's' changing room and dive bombed in at the shallow end. A lifeguard-type person was talking to the group, while I was at the back chatting to a teenage mass-murderer with short ginger hair and really bad skin.
3. I went to my next door neighbour's house to look after it while the builders were in. I was going around the house opening all the curtains when one of the workers tried to rape me.
4. A YouTube special: I was climbing a really tall ladder with DudeNeedaEaseOnUp, but he was having trouble and kept nearly falling. I was trying to catch his hand, but couldn't reach. At the bottom of the ladder, zacharyxbinks was pacing and shouting up at me to help him. We were all really upset ( This one was deceivingly scary).
5. I was in a Zavvi located in the middle of a wasteland. Instead of going to a till, customers would take their purchases to someone sat in a line of cars around the field. It was very late, so there was only one car left. I gave my CDs to the driver who promptly tried to drive off, so I grabbed them and ran. He drove after me, and a long chase scene ensued. Eventually we both got fed up and I hid (very badly) up a tree. The man (who by this point had turned into YouTube's MusicFromBlueSkies) and I decided to call it quits and he would let me win because every story should have a happy ending.
6. I was at my grandma's house with my brother and my mum and a really big, blue insect was flying around, getting in everybodies' way. I went to bed, and when I got up I kept my feet off the floor in case it jumped out. I went downstairs and sat down, and it was on the floor in front of me. Its wings were made of thin metal - almost clockwork - and consisted of small wires and spinning letters, which spelt out the word 'RELEASE' over and over again.
7. I was at school with my friends like a normal day, except there were loads of people (I think the school had added a six form, but there were a whole host of others too). Hundreds of primary school children were coming out of the entrance, mingled with minibuses. They weren't paying attention and kept running over the children because there was no room, so I was running around trying to stop them to no avail. The teacher told me to stop it, that I was getting in the way.
8. I can't remember the beginning of this one, despite it being last night, but I was out shopping for prom dresses with my friends somewhere that looked a little bit like Cheshire Oaks. However, we got held up because there was a sofa in the middle of a square, along with my dad, a police officer, and someone from EastEnders (I think it was Sean Slater). We all sat round on the sofa having a nice chat and taking pictures with disposable cameras.
There are probably more, but that's all I can remember. Almost all of these were within the last month or two. If anybody has a clue, just let me know. I'd appreciate it. (:
